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Time English Language 2 Action
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So in college,
00:15
I was a government major,
00:16
which means I had to write a lot of papers.
00:19
Now, when a normal student writes a paper,
00:21
they might spread the work out a little like this.
00:23
So, you know --
00:25
(Laughter)
00:26
you get started maybe a little slowly,
00:28
but you get enough done in the first week
00:30
that, with some heavier days later on,
00:32
everything gets done, things stay civil.
00:34
(Laughter)
00:35
And I would want to do that like that.
00:38
That would be the plan.
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I would have it all ready to go,
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but then, actually, the paper would come along,
00:44
and then I would kind of do this.
00:46
(Laughter)
00:48
And that would happen every single paper.
00:51
But then came my 90-page senior thesis,
00:55
a paper you're supposed to spend a year on.
00:57
And I knew for a paper like that, my normal work flow was not an option.
01:01
It was way too big a project.
01:02
So I planned things out,
01:04
and I decided I kind of had to go something like this.
01:07
This is how the year would go.
01:09
So I'd start off light,
01:11
and I'd bump it up in the middle months,
01:13
and then at the end, I would kick it up into high gear
01:16
just like a little staircase.
01:17
How hard could it be to walk up the stairs?
01:20
No big deal, right?
01:23
But then, the funniest thing happened.
01:24
Those first few months?
01:26
They came and went,
01:27
and I couldn't quite do stuff.
01:29
So we had an awesome new revised plan.
01:31
(Laughter)
01:32
And then --
01:33
(Laughter)
01:35
But then those middle months actually went by,
01:38
and I didn't really write words,
01:40
and so we were here.
01:43
And then two months turned into one month,
01:46
which turned into two weeks.
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And one day I woke up
01:49
with three days until the deadline,
01:53
still not having written a word,
01:55
and so I did the only thing I could:
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I wrote 90 pages over 72 hours,
02:00
pulling not one but two all-nighters --
02:02
humans are not supposed to pull two all-nighters --
02:06
sprinted across campus,
02:08
dove in slow motion,
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and got it in just at the deadline.
02:11
I thought that was the end of everything.
02:14
But a week later I get a call,
02:15
and it's the school.
02:17
And they say, "Is this Tim Urban?"
02:19
And I say, "Yeah."
02:20
And they say, "We need to talk about your thesis."
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And I say, "OK."
02:25
And they say,
02:27
"It's the best one we've ever seen."
02:29
(Laughter)
02:32
(Applause)
02:36
That did not happen.
02:38
(Laughter)
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It was a very, very bad thesis.
02:43
(Laughter)
02:45
I just wanted to enjoy that one moment when all of you thought,
02:49
"This guy is amazing!"
02:51
(Laughter)
02:52
No, no, it was very, very bad.
02:55
Anyway, today I'm a writer-blogger guy.
02:58
I write the blog Wait But Why.
03:00
And a couple of years ago, I decided to write about procrastination.
03:04
My behavior has always perplexed the non-procrastinators around me,
03:07
and I wanted to explain to the non-procrastinators of the world
03:11
what goes on in the heads of procrastinators,
03:13
and why we are the way we are.
03:14
Now, I had a hypothesis
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that the brains of procrastinators were actually different
03:18
than the brains of other people.
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And to test this, I found an MRI lab
03:23
that actually let me scan both my brain
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and the brain of a proven non-procrastinator,
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so I could compare them.
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I actually brought them here to show you today.
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I want you to take a look carefully to see if you can notice a difference.
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I know that if you're not a trained brain expert,
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it's not that obvious, but just take a look, OK?
03:40
So here's the brain of a non-procrastinator.
03:43
(Laughter)
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Now ...
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here's my brain.
03:50
(Laughter)
03:55
There is a difference.
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Both brains have a Rational Decision-Maker in them,
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but the procrastinator's brain
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also has an Instant Gratification Monkey.
04:05
Now, what does this mean for the procrastinator?
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Well, it means everything's fine until this happens.
04:09
[This is a perfect time to get some work done.] [Nope!]
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So the Rational Decision-Maker will make the rational decision
04:15
to do something productive,
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but the Monkey doesn't like that plan,
04:19
so he actually takes the wheel,
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and he says, "Actually, let's read the entire Wikipedia page
04:23
of the Nancy Kerrigan/ Tonya Harding scandal,
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because I just remembered that that happened.
04:28
(Laughter)
04:29
Then --
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(Laughter)
04:31
Then we're going to go over to the fridge,
04:33
to see if there's anything new in there since 10 minutes ago.
04:36
After that, we're going to go on a YouTube spiral
04:39
that starts with videos of Richard Feynman talking about magnets
04:42
and ends much, much later with us watching interviews
04:45
with Justin Bieber's mom.